To Tylenol

Tylenol Blue, Tylenol Blue,
I am most grateful for the things that you do.

Tylenol Yellow, Tylenol Yellow
During the day I'm a much happier fellow.

From where comes your wondrous power?
And how does it continue, hour by hour?

Thank you for seeing me through the valley of death,
I was sure I was drawing my last ragged breath.

You tackled the fever, wrassled the pain,
Helped me to sleep, helped me maintain.

So here's to you, Tylenol, I drink to your name,
And I pray I will never need you again.